• Never Mind
    A social worker asks a colleague: "What time is it?"
    The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."
    The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it
    ."
     
     
    Too much analysis

    A Psychologist and Social Worker were walking down a hall.
    One turned to the other and said, "Hello."
    The other one thought, "I wonder what she meant by that."

     
     
    Finish the start

    My Social Worker told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.
    So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.
    I feel better already.